I'm just a simple spud. Traveling down the road towards self improvement, world peace, and the perfect crinkle cut fries. Also sometimes I do science.

catherine-jaye:

Choosing a superhero name is hard.

evilhorse:

Fin Fang Foom put you in his pants.

evilhorse:

Fin Fang Foom put you in his pants.

gorginfoogle:

"No no not doing this no no no run away run away this is my special run away song so I do not get killed by scary girl"

gorginfoogle:

"No no not doing this no no no run away run away this is my special run away song so I do not get killed by scary girl"

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

dudewheresmypie:

nippled:

UNBEELIEVABLE

dudewheresmypie:

nippled:

UNBEELIEVABLE

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(Source: justtheweather)

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

(Source: mrcalifornia)

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(Source: iwantcupcakes)

isaia:

lyndez:

thelakerz:

An important part of cinematic history.

Her brOTHERS FACE THOUGH

Truly Iconic

(Source: hicupp)

c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3